Ironing slings
Mrs W came a cropper recently on the ice rink and has a sling for her arm. On the washing instruction label, it includes details of how to iron the sling.

Does anyone bother to iron slings?

"Can't go out yet, love. Haven't iron my sling. Have to look my best..."

And what if your ironing arm is the one that needs to be in the sling? No, it's all too much for me. It's after Midnight GMT and I'm like so outta here.
03.13.06 @ 04:10 PM PDT [link]

Sell-by dates
Have you noticed how supermarkets put all the products with the far-off sell-by dates at the back? They then stack the front of the shelves with stuff that's about to go off. I just stick my arm in as far at it will go, until I look like James Herriot helping to deliver a breached calf. I have no shame.
03.13.06 @ 04:06 PM PDT [link]